Radical Rad Raddles of Radstory S1E1 - Squidward vs Octodad: THE RAP BATTLE

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HA GOT YOU LETS GET ON WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY!

RADICAL RAD RADDLES OF RADSTORY

SQUIDRAD VS OCTORAD                                                   '

BEGIN!

 Octodad:

Blurb, blurb, blurb, blurb. Squidward, bitch you’ll fucking die.

I’m gonna fuck your shit up like a fucking shitty ass fly.

Go fuck Patrick you overrated piece of shit.

You were abandoned as a kid. Do you need a god damn aid kit?

Squidward:

KEEP IT DOWN! I’M TRYING TO READ!

CALL ME BATMAN CUZ I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED!

I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY NOSE CUZ MY FLOW’S LIKE A HOSE!

I READ PROSE. I’M BETTER THAN THE RHYMES YOU CHOSE!

Octodad:

BTW, only hippies read in 2017, bitch.

Check my box office hits, dummy. I’m rich.

Roses are red, Squidward is blue,

I have a family, while no one likes you!

Squidward:

WHEN YOU RAP, YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING HORSE!

I HATE YOU ‘CUZ YOUR BRAIN'S LIKE WAS WRITTEN IN MORSE!

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE YOU GOT BURNED.

Mysterious Shadow Guy: LOL screw you. You mentioned me? It’s my turn.

It turns out that the shadow was…...…...…...…...…...…...…...

Raduel Morse:

Don’t talk shit about my invention! This is this wiki’s first royale.

I can tell ‘cuz I can read the fucking doc, pal.

Squidward, you’re a turd. Octodad’s Octo-bad.

You’re pussies, so get out. This series is supposed to be rad.

Samuel is here to fucking beat these shits, ROFL.

I’ll put this coffin on you so please don’t make me cough-le.

That may not be a word but neither are you.

You’re gonna end up like fucking Batshit when I’m through!

Mysterious Shadow 2:

You wanna talk shit? Well, have at you bitch.

You turn me off like a PewDiePie light switch.

Go fucking scribble some dots because it’s that time of the week.

Gonna show these dweeb chumps that they're fucking weak.

Radtrick:

LEDELEDELLEDEL. Keem- I mean Patrick Star is here.

How can you hear my raps? You don’t have ears.

You suck more than PBS. I’m blessed. I leave you possessed.

This is a mess, get some rest, I’ll invest in some sex.

Mr. Rads:

NO! PATRICK! NOW WE’LL GET SUED BY PBS.

PLEASE HAVE MERCY. I DON’T WANNA GO DIVING INTO DEBT!

Radtrick:

Sorry...............................................................

I can see that the battle's ended. YIPEE!

 WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

IDFK DON'T ASK ME

RADICAL RAD RADDLES OF RADSTORY!

Trivia

 * Unfortunately, Mr. Rads did get sued by PBS and is now homeless. You can donate by going to the website of doom and donating money. At least $1,000,000 is required and if you don't donate, you die!
 * This is the premiere of Radical Rad Raddles of Radstory.
 * This is the first time Squidward has appeared in the series.
 * Radman (Batman) was originally going to be in the battle, but he was scrapped for being stupid.